The Fancy Albert

A small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady's chest. She is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). The man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.

It's our anniversary and you know what that means... Albert is coming to town and he's a feelin' fancy, babe. Break out tha tails and everything else.

The Fancy Albert is all that keeps our love alive.

by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

UNCLE ALBERT

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )

Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."

by G Duffin June 22, 2006

Abbey

A beautiful girl who doesn't believe she is beautiful. She usually ignores compliments. She makes sexual jokes that only her best friend understand. She's the biggest fan girl alive, usually over bands and magcon boys. She goes for boys you like her for her heart. Abbey is very insecure and gets very emotional...Abbeys usually are thick and curvy, which MEN find sexy. She is very loyal and a great friend. She gives very good advice and makes you feel wanted. If you ever get an Abbey..hold onto her.

I want a friend like Abbey.

by loxlovexox March 30, 2015

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.

Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!

by MegatronIsGod September 7, 2007

Albert

An Albert is the type of guy who is effortlessly troll. He has the power to make you feel incredibly emarrassed while he relentlessly charms his way through. Upon getting to know an Albert better, you find that he has the perfect combination of sweetness, loyalty, and sponateity. One must be cautious when pursued by an Albert because his persistence will amaze you. Although he might only use powerful tactics such as watching romance movies over skype during the first couple months of courting, he will undoubtedly win your heart over through whispered midnight phone conversations. Some of his favourite hobbies including watching anime, playing Runescape, and ignoring his girlfriend for league matches. Alberts are very practical although not that thorough when it comes to planning trips such as camping. They love their families and you're lucky if you get the chance to meet them because they are the very reason your Albert is the amazing guy he is. Alberts make you assure yourself everyday that he's in it for the long run and that you should never let him go. But beware because they can be harsh grammar nazis and make you doubt uselessly when posting urbandictionary definitions.

Do you miss your mom Albert? No? Hehehehehoohoohoo

by Yeahimasneakybear October 17, 2015

Abbey

Abbey's are short girls with brown hair and eyes. They are always the prettiest in the room but they can never admit it. They are extremely intelligent and witty. Abbey's are hilarious. They are always making sexual jokes that only the dirtiest of people can understand.they have great comebacks and will always win the fight. they always stand up for themselves and the people they love. If an Abbey lets you into her heart, consider yourself very lucky, they don't let people in very easily. They have great taste in music and will watch any movie you play for them. She is obsessed with horror movies and all things scary! Abbey's are the best in bed. Some might say she is a sex bomb. They are bitchy to those who she hates but if she actually likes you, she is the best friend you could ever ask for.

girl 1: OMG i hate you Abbey!!
Abbey: And i give a shit about you?

Boy 1: OMG Abbey is sooo hot!! Shes a sex bomb
boy 2: yeah I wish I could date her!!She would be the best in bed!

by bunnylover123 October 2, 2014

albequerqe strangler

This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.

Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.

Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.

Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006