Albert 

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.

My best friend is Albert and I love him.

Albert by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023

albert 

alright bet

bro: lets go
you:albert

albert by jajabeetz July 3, 2025

Albert 

Slang for the words “Alright Bet”

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)

Albert by alrp July 6, 2025

_Albert._ 

_Albert._ mean that albert is better than hyqpe in every way. He is a better tik toker he is more popular and is gay.

X:What does _Albert._?
Y:Well it mean that Albert is better than hyqpe but he is gay.
X:Damn Albert is gay?
Y:Yea!
X:Anyway hyqpe mid!
Y:Fr fr!

_Albert._ by The best tik toker April 21, 2022

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo

Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!

Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020

Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM

I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.

Albert Cao by lilMak January 4, 2012

Albert Wesker 

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

Albert Wesker by vaati000 October 18, 2008