Australia 

Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.

Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?!

Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!

Australia by Pseudo-God November 22, 2011

australia 

A great country ''down under'' which is sadly and quite rapidly being taken over by the chinese,japanese,korenese and many other f---ingese countries!
Too much mulitcuturalism I say.
Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?

Aussie Bloke - Goodaye mate ow' ya goin?!
American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?!?!?!? %@%##%^#$^#$ australian!!!!
Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte!!
-American Dude Looks-
Aussie Bloke -Yoink!- steals the old wallet n camera!
American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr!!
Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'!
American - Cya ya later man!! Holl;a back ya'll!!

australia by Aussie Joe December 9, 2008

Australia 

The best goddam country in the world.

Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.

Cool accents.

Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.

Very, very cool beer.

Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.

And the beaches are kickass.

And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.

All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.

So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?

Aussie: Why am I so bloody hot?

Other random person: *admiringly* because you're Australian.

Australia by Proud_Aussie December 9, 2012

australia 

Australia used to be New Zealand's western island. But the brits needed a place to stash convicts. Being generous, New Zealand gave them the island.

50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.

The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.

The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).

Abo #1: Let's buy some petrol MOOOIIITTE!!

Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.

Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.

<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>

<Riot police come and beat them to death>

Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!

australia by Jay Sea October 14, 2006

AUSTRALIA 

a country next to indonesia and new zealand the boring place on earth everything here is thirty times what its worth apartments are half million dollars minimum whilst minimum wage is around 570 dollars per week. the women here are pissed off constantly due to not finding a millionare boyfriend .

majority of males here are

Chasing there tales trying to get these women and appartments realising its impossible so they goto thailand and fuck hookers .

foreigner says to the australia " this country is great i can study and build a life and achieve my goals"
australian says "fuck that this place sucks ass im gonna go get some whores in pattaya".

AUSTRALIA by jackdon September 13, 2011

Australia 

See [America] junior. Aussie aussie aussie. What can I say? Countries like the UK, USA, Canada and all of Western Europe kick your sorry (a)sses.

Australia is basically a carbon copy of Amerikkka.

Australia by OZZI!!! July 25, 2008

Australia 

Australia a country that doesn't except another race or religion. Keeping it "White Austalia", excluding the Aboriginals.

Cronulla Riots....enough said

"If you hate it, leave Australia"

Australia by Maori Bro April 24, 2008