Best country/continent in the fuckin' world.
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.
Bazza: G'day mate, what'd you get up to last arvy?
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.
by DerkaDerrr August 11, 2010
Get the Australiamug. Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?!
Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
by Pseudo-God November 22, 2011
Get the Australiamug. A great country ''down under'' which is sadly and quite rapidly being taken over by the chinese,japanese,korenese and many other f---ingese countries!
Too much mulitcuturalism I say.
Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?
Too much mulitcuturalism I say.
Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?
Aussie Bloke - Goodaye mate ow' ya goin?!
American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?!?!?!? %@%##%^#$^#$ australian!!!!
Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte!!
-American Dude Looks-
Aussie Bloke -Yoink!- steals the old wallet n camera!
American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr!!
Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'!
American - Cya ya later man!! Holl;a back ya'll!!
American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?!?!?!? %@%##%^#$^#$ australian!!!!
Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte!!
-American Dude Looks-
Aussie Bloke -Yoink!- steals the old wallet n camera!
American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr!!
Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'!
American - Cya ya later man!! Holl;a back ya'll!!
by Aussie Joe December 9, 2008
Get the australiamug. The best goddam country in the world.
Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.
Cool accents.
Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.
Cool accents.
Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
by Proud_Aussie December 9, 2012
Get the Australiamug. Australia used to be New Zealand's western island. But the brits needed a place to stash convicts. Being generous, New Zealand gave them the island.
50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.
The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.
The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).
50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.
The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.
The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).
Abo #1: Let's buy some petrol MOOOIIITTE!!
Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.
Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.
<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>
<Riot police come and beat them to death>
Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!
Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.
Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.
<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>
<Riot police come and beat them to death>
Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!
by Jay Sea October 14, 2006
Get the australiamug. See America junior. Aussie aussie aussie. What can I say? Countries like the UK, USA, Canada and all of Western Europe kick your sorry (a)sses.
by OZZI!!! July 25, 2008
Get the Australiamug.