Aslaan

1) The Lion from C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe". An allegory for God.

2) A curly-haired freak who's ass is so warm, so tight, and so full of sand, that he shits glass.

3) A piece of meat for you to vent your frustration on.

1) "I just got this pet lion, he's so majestic that I'm gonna name him Aslaan."

2) "Hey honey, I think we should get new cabinet handles. I was thinking blown glass."
"Sure sweetie, let me go see if Aslaan has any up his tiny little tush."

3) "I got fired and totalled my car back-to-back yesterday, man. I straight up went to town on my Aslaan the second I got home, couldn't do nothing about it."

by Papaguevo March 13, 2023

Asla hum bhi rakhte hai pehelwaan

Used when someone stops your car

Cop: *stops car*
Nakul Dhull: Asla hum bhi rakhte hai pehelwaan

by guts.psn July 30, 2023

The Fuck ASAP

An emphasis on needing to leave a location swiftly

Hey girl, my side nigga wife just popped up! I need you to get me the fuck asap!

by 420 Girlz November 11, 2022

Click clack give my nutsack a slap

1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap

“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”

by efelly2 September 16, 2019

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Alap

Someone happy, cute, loving and the best

Look at him, he's such an Alap :)

by yoda26 October 28, 2011

Aslan

The magical lion from "the Chronicles of Narnia," he is basically god.

Also, he doesn't exist.

"I AM ASLAN, and I exist in all worlds."

"but your contradicting your very existence!"

"Oh, I hadn't thought of that."

*Aslan dissapears in a poof of logic*

by The American Author January 26, 2013