Asian dick

Yet another delicious Asian dish.

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.

by SamBissell July 13, 2023

Asian Parents

Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.

Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll

Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*

Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*

by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015

Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.

Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"

by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010

subtle asian traits

A congregation of Asians on Facebook obsessed with boba, asian food, and being Asian. Consists of redundant memes, yet you still end up spending 4 hours on the toilet scrolling through. If you're not in it, you're not a true Asian.

Asian friend: Hey, did you check out that post on subtle asian traits that I tagged you in?
You: You've tagged me in 200 of them in the past hour, which one?

by Your Neighborhood Crystalker November 26, 2018

Asian Kung Fu Generation

A great Japanese Rock band that isnt Visual. Consists of 4 members; Gotoh Masafumi on Guitar & Vocals, Kita Kensuke on Guitar, Yamada Takahiro on Bass, and Ijichi Kiyoshi on Drums. They have all been influenced by such american bands as Weezer, Radiohead, The Beatles, Oasis, Smashing Pumpkins, Petshop Boys, and many others including other japanese bands. Their style and way of playing is very original in the japanese alternative rock genre that is usually dominated by visual bands.

"The Loop & Loop PV was great!"
"AKF is one of my favorite bands!"

by Andrew Mitchell April 5, 2005

asian fail

Getting a test score below 90%.

With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.

Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).

1:
Girls talking:

girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!

girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!

girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...


2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!

girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...

by zabiiy March 4, 2009

Giant Asian Sticker

The giant Asian stick that the YouTuber Mr beast sticks everywhere he goes

Friend: Hey have you seen the new Mr beast video?

Friend 2: the one with the Giant Asian sticker?

Friend: yeah

by Mr.beast6000 May 10, 2019