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Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation
John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"
by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011
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Apolojizz

The act of using sex as a formal apology.
"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"
by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012
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Apolojizz

He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.
by Spider Borland October 3, 2010
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Pedophile apologist

Someone who calls people names then uses urban dictionary to prove their point.
L-ara was a pedophile apologist because she has google and searched for a word.....
by Blobbery B September 24, 2018
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apologizeless

A person that NEVER is sorry & NEVER is responsibile. They just leave a shadow or mugshot in the aftermath of their damage. Without apology or shame like a wild animal, they roam.
Tyrone was apologizeless for his gang activities & crimes. That how he be.
by Swisher rolled tight November 9, 2020
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text apologizer

The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.
So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.
by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018
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