android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers

Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”

by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

dirty android

1) The dirtiest of Androids; also know as a filthy Android

2) When your vibrator battery dies and you have to go manual

3) Sitting on a Pixel device while it’s vibrating

I broke a dirty Android and ended up with a virus.

by DirtyUrban June 27, 2019

android

the defnition of shit

look at this shitbox!
what is it?
an android
oh

by Ihavenocluewhattouseasmyname March 22, 2022

Android quality

The use of word to describe the gayness of android and having a android make u mega gay

Person 1 “he has an android”
Person 2 “android quality is gay”
Person 3 “ he must be gay”

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020

Android

The worst graphics you can find on the planet.

Hey I got and android
His friend: why r u?

by Delicate food June 3, 2022

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019