What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 26, 2022
Get the Johnson Alert mug.A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.
"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"
by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023
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Get the <img src=1 href=1 onerror="javascript:alert(1)"></img> mug.A phrase or saying one will use when they see a "lurk" or a "creeper" nearby. Used as a warning to female friends to stay away from the creep.
"I don't like this area girl, we should initiate a lurk alert"
Girl: "Look at that creepy guy over there staring at the children by the playground...lurk alert!"
Girl: "Look at that creepy guy over there staring at the children by the playground...lurk alert!"
by TARABOP March 17, 2009
Get the lurk alert mug.Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.
Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
by wuanitchank June 29, 2009
Get the Gib alert mug.A phrase that signifies that it's time for an alcoholic beverage. Usually yelled out when one of your drinking buddies is walking in the direction of the fridge because you want them to grab you one.
It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.
It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.
Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*
"SLURP ALERT!"
Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*
"Slurp alert, anyone?"
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*
"SLURP ALERT!"
Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*
"Slurp alert, anyone?"
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