Albert Collins 

A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.

That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.

Albert Collins by The guitarist July 5, 2007

Albertoscorfano.outsold 

Would simp for any fictional character.
Is taken by Alberto Scorfano himself.
Cheated on Finn Mcmissle and got back with him multiple times. Has broken many community guidelines. Originally was Quackity and Adrien Agreste’s ex.

Albertoscorfano.outsold’s content makes me cream.

Albertoscorfano.outsold by thatonefruitydude August 9, 2021

Albert mathew 

Indian, big nose

oi oi, he has a big nose, he must be an albert mathew styll...

Albert mathew by josh downes September 13, 2021

pull an Albert

To pull something so random, yet so finely sophisticated.

It was the first day of exam week, so he decides to pull an Albert. With everyone else in the libraries, he got some bedsheets out the window and Mission Impossibled his ass outta there, committed awesomery in downtown and cruised through the rest of exams in style most glorious!

He appreciates your look of utter displeasure.

pull an Albert by l0rd 0f t3rr1bl3 August 22, 2009

Albert Pujols 

One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.

Albert Pujols hit three home runs in one game against the Reds, including a walkoff homerun. Then Barry Bonds tried to be like Pujols and struck out 4 times.

Albert Pujols by Pujols005 May 14, 2006

albertine 

the perfect girl in the whole world
comparable to an angel

"Wow that girl looks loke an albertine"

albertine by Dan Leguerrier October 31, 2007

Albert Lozano 

N.
A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.

“I know we’re not together, but can your boobs and butt be mine?” -Albert Lozano.

Albert Lozano by bertleslover69 December 1, 2018