The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.
by JojoMel August 5, 2020

by Avi200 October 14, 2019

Person who gets on tumblr at 9pm and gets off the site at 2am
"Dude I swear it was like 5 tumblr minutes"
"Dude I swear it was like 5 tumblr minutes"
by ava-magdalena.tumblr.com March 29, 2013

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

Opposite of 'a New York minute,' a Carolina minute means 3 days. Check out the NC DMV Department when you're in town state!
by LoV May 27, 2009

A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.
"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."
by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004

by R.C. December 11, 2003
