Future Ex Wife. Often used to describe the woman in a marriage which is clearly heading for divorce in the future. E.g.
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)
That is his FEW.
Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.
Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.
by Andie Sachs April 26, 2024

A few days typically refers to around 3 days. It is more than a couple days (two) but less than a week (seven). So a few days could range from three to six days but generally is three days.
by Whyisitsohardtopickahandle October 30, 2022

by cuntryrednack612 August 19, 2023

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.
‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’
Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
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by Fatasshoehaha May 7, 2018

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

by anonymous June 11, 2025
