January 22nd

National hookup with your ex day.

If you have an ex you have to hookup with them or you’re going to hell

Tom: dude i miss her so much
Mich: bro today’s national kiss your ex day
Tom: thank god for January 22nd

by Dumbledorethewizard January 21, 2020

January 22nd

The day the most beautiful man in the world died. His talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.

Guy: Well, there's an opening at the chapel on January 22nd.
Girl: NO!
Guy: What, why?
Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!

by CheyZan January 20, 2009

June 22nd

National Kali gets her pussy licked day

Cameron: "Kali, it's June 22nd... come here."
Kali: "Is this a dream, either way these panties are coming off!"

by Shnurpyplurpy October 29, 2019

22nd september

the 22nd of september is Thiago Silva’s (football/soccer player for chelsea football club) and Muraad Arshad’s birthday

Thiago Silva’s birthday is on the 22nd September

by Mxrdy October 10, 2021

april 22nd

BTS Jung hoseok aka j-hope appreciation day he is a very underrated idol so april 22nd is jhope appreciation day <33

april 22nd? jhope appreciation day ofc💕💕

by yoongisrat August 25, 2021

22nd of September

National whore and talk shit about your bestie day- people born on this day are naturally the biggest whores you’ll ever meet. Plus they love to talk shit about their besties!!

“is she born on the 22nd of September??”
“yup she’s a massive whore and she loves talking shit about her besties”

by DaddyDickCheese August 26, 2021

October 22nd

National appreciate your crush/bf/gf day on October 22nd give your crush bf or gf a gift showing how much you love and appreciate them and or ask them out-

Me: boys it’s October 22nd you know what that means im gonna go give my gift to my crush

The boys: oh I forgot :/
Me: ha imma get the girls

by imugly:/ October 21, 2019