Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.

Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive

by Repic January 10, 2025

I love you

Your boyfriend probably said this to you, they meant they really don’t know if they love you, or “love” you. If he seems sweet just wait a year or two,

Or another word for “I’m cheating on you”

Boyfriend “I love you babeee”

Girl “I love you too?”

Love is just a emotional thing

by Coco my ass October 13, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

As you should

Kevin Na invented as you should as he should

As you should period

by Jhdndkid December 19, 2021

You were never anything

Nope. You didn't win anything. You didn't DO anything. You are interpreting my behavior as though you're some kind of genius whisperer but you're just an idiot who is desperate to stay proximal to power.

Hym "You were never anything to begin with. I don't know what you thought this was but there is no version of this that results in you keeping anything you got from being associated with me."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025