Dogging the boys

When your mate leave to take his girlfriend home because it's almost past her curfew

Bob: Catch you guys, gotta take my girl home, it's almost 10pm
The Boys: Dickhead, stop dogging the boys!

by YoloSwaggins69 September 14, 2016

short dog

In the ghetto, someone might refer to a cheap drink as a short dog, most likely a two dollar silo of beer or something similar.

Yo! Pick me up a short dog when you go down to the store.

by Rollo Tomasi February 9, 2005

fucked the dog

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i

by eggy mule August 19, 2010

chilli dog

The act of tittyfucking a chick after giving her a Cleveland Steamer.

Stacy: "I'm hungry. I could go for a chilli dog for lunch."

Mark: "I'm there! You strip down, I'll go take some Exlax!"

Stacy: "....What?"

by Doreauxgard September 5, 2007

junkyard dog

A car, usually late 60's-70's era American muscle car, that is left in primer, and built up to beastly proportions, giving it a rough, loud, aggressive presence.

"My friend's 500 horsepower, primered '70 Chevelle is a real junkyard dog..."

by CeeCee666 June 30, 2009

dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.

by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006

straw dog

Something that is made only to be destroyed.

The doll, like a straw dog, was made for the sole purpose of being destroyed.

by Vulc4n January 2, 2006