by the John Little October 13, 2011
Get the Chicken twat piemug. by Johnnyjokesalot October 3, 2006
Get the Daywalker Twatmug. When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.
Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"
by datwatter December 31, 2014
Get the Twat Kwan Domug. A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.
I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.
by Posidonius September 5, 2013
Get the Tour de Twatmug. by Rogeee June 19, 2019
Get the Twats-her-facemug. The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.
by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012
Get the twat you onemug. to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.
last night i was so off my twat
by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005
Get the off my twatmug.