Twat Thistle

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome

Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?

by Brother Twat Thistle January 18, 2011

Chicken twat pie

A recipe that is exactly like chicken pot pie, only it's made with chicken twats.

This recipe for chicken twat pie is delicious. Are these chicken twats organic?

by the John Little October 14, 2011

Daywalker Twat

A vampire, hailing from Romania, who can come out during the day, and is also a twat.

Adrian is a fucking daywalker twat. Stick a steak in his chest.

by Johnnyjokesalot October 03, 2006

Twat Kwan Do

When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.

Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"

by datwatter January 01, 2015

Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

Tour de Twat

A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.

I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.

by Posidonius August 04, 2013

off my twat

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

by joanna cassidy May 25, 2005