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Chicken twat pie

A recipe that is exactly like chicken pot pie, only it's made with chicken twats.
This recipe for chicken twat pie is delicious. Are these chicken twats organic?
by the John Little October 13, 2011
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Daywalker Twat

A vampire, hailing from Romania, who can come out during the day, and is also a twat.
Adrian is a fucking daywalker twat. Stick a steak in his chest.
by Johnnyjokesalot October 3, 2006
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Twat Kwan Do

When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.
Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"
by datwatter December 31, 2014
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Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.
I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.
by Rogeee June 19, 2019
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Tour de Twat

A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.
I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.
by Posidonius September 5, 2013
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twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.
Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'
by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012
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off my twat

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.
last night i was so off my twat
by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005
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