by Doorcat March 02, 2018
This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023
When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.
Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022
by Vtl619 January 18, 2022
When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.
“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash
by ThatOneGuy6977 January 11, 2020
by jdjandixnsms May 23, 2018
by jdjandixnsms May 23, 2018