Wonderbread News

Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.

" We got that wonderbread News!"

by dogymodg July 11, 2023

no news is the truth

An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.

"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."

by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023

New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!

“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s morley’s”

by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021

New Bus

Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.

*bus farts or laughs*

Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

New Fangled

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

New Berthalomaz

Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)

Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!

Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place

Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!

by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022

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by Trusted Guy August 26, 2022