tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

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Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.

You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.

by Dudealive November 28, 2017

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Related Words

tables • table top • tablet • table whore • table talk • tablecloth • tabled • Table Licker • Table Tennis • tableing

Tabley

A tablet only better

"I do Duolingo on my Tabley" -Eñizabeth Brodersen

by mwahahahahahahahah December 2, 2018

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tableslayer

Someone who is involved in the violent destruction of a table

“ Do you see that guy over there, I heard he broke someone's table, he’s a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

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TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

by Kcls April 8, 2019

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