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tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.
Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?
by bmwtuner August 14, 2017
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Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.
You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.
by Dudealive November 28, 2017
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Tabley

A tablet only better
"I do Duolingo on my Tabley" -Eñizabeth Brodersen
by mwahahahahahahahah December 2, 2018
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tableslayer

Someone who is involved in the violent destruction of a table
“ Do you see that guy over there, I heard he broke someone's table, he’s a tableslayer
by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018
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TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.
You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell
by Kcls April 8, 2019
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Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone
Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.
by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019
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Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table
Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach
by Chronic fall November 15, 2019
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