super straight

straight people who need an excuse to be transphobic so made up a word so they can pretend they're disprivileged

Guy 1: I'm super straight, I only date women who can reproduce.

Guy 2: So you're transphobic then? Wait, you would never adopt even with a cisgender woman either?

Guy 1: I didn't say that, I said I'm not transphobic I just have a preference.

Guy 2: So you would date a trans man who could have kids?

Guy 1: No, I don't want to date someone who's tran-

Guy 2: So you're transphobic.

by quietcheese120 March 7, 2021

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super poke

The act of banging a bitch while she's on facebook

I super poked shannon last night while she was on facebook!

by mc guyver June 4, 2009

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super nipple

a way of discribing something that is large in size and quite in explainable.

that thing was so super nipple it coulda been a black dude's dick!!

by bella mcguff October 15, 2008

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super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the 6th day, God super queefed humanity into existence

by tanner atwater October 4, 2007

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Super-Daddy

Super-Daddy is an adjective that is used to describe something absolutely amazing or epic. If something is described as "Super-Daddy" then that thing is the equivalent of having sex with Scarlet Johanssen.

" I got this new game the other day and I gotta say, its super-daddy."
Or
"The new Apple Airpods are anything but super-daddy"

by The Tail of an American-Shad February 1, 2017

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