Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.
1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1
Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.
Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.
by Sexybeast293 July 07, 2009
A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.
Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.
Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.
by Carol Anne Parma February 16, 2007
When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010
A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel (air force) who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
by JonathanH October 13, 2005
A specification of the mind-body problem in which the "body" or more specifically object external to the human body represents the physically far emerging from the past and "space" represents the physically near emerging from the future.
The divergent contiguity of an object external to the human body.
The divergence of an object no matter how close to the whole of a human body being "far" or in the past if there is space or "future" separating the object and the human body ("now"). Inversely, any constituent part of the human body is "now" or in the present because it is contiguous with the "whole" of the body even if a constituent part of the body is farther away from the center of the body than the separated object.
Implies that the farther external contiguity is away from internal contiguity (the human body) the more likely it is to be a holograph or expression (holomorph) in contrast to an isograph or appearance (isomorph).
"Touch" establishes contiguity between the object and the body and unites the two objects in the illusion of now.
Space-body divergence resolves mind-body duality with mind-body contiguity in contrast to mind-body congruity.
The divergent contiguity of an object external to the human body.
The divergence of an object no matter how close to the whole of a human body being "far" or in the past if there is space or "future" separating the object and the human body ("now"). Inversely, any constituent part of the human body is "now" or in the present because it is contiguous with the "whole" of the body even if a constituent part of the body is farther away from the center of the body than the separated object.
Implies that the farther external contiguity is away from internal contiguity (the human body) the more likely it is to be a holograph or expression (holomorph) in contrast to an isograph or appearance (isomorph).
"Touch" establishes contiguity between the object and the body and unites the two objects in the illusion of now.
Space-body divergence resolves mind-body duality with mind-body contiguity in contrast to mind-body congruity.
The space-body problem says that the human body is "now," the space separating the object and the body is "future," and the separated object is "past." This implies that the mind and body are isomorphic (have the same source point).
More meta-specifically space-body contiguity implies that consciousness or the "mind" emerges from space metamorphically to gravity's colinearity to time.
Thus space-body contiguity is actually mind-space colinearity or mind-space metamorphicity.
More meta-specifically space-body contiguity implies that consciousness or the "mind" emerges from space metamorphically to gravity's colinearity to time.
Thus space-body contiguity is actually mind-space colinearity or mind-space metamorphicity.
by sandraxine October 13, 2018