reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 06, 2010

reverse bragging

when you brag about the opposite of what another person would brag about.

I use to dip a tin a day but now I'm down to one a month. That's reverse bragging bitches.

by The BL Report May 05, 2012

Reverse Cowpat

Reverse cowpat is when your girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and does a liquid poo on your chest and it hardens before you finish.

Tillie was riding Chris in the meadow. Chris was blindfolded and didn’t even realise Tillie had laid a reverse cowpat on his chest.

by landohardski August 19, 2021

Reverse Dooner

The act of sitting on the toilet whilst facing backwards...Then preceeding to take a shit down the front of the bowl, leaving behind a skid-mark.

Girl 1: Ewww i walked in on that guy over there and he was facing the other way on the toilet, talk about awkward?!?
Girl 2: Rofl, Yeah i think that was a reverse dooner!
Girl 1: I dont care what it was, its still fucked up!

by PatrickMcCarthyTimaruLOL February 13, 2011

Reverse Slavery

The act of obedience and providing services for African American descendants and accepting subjugation for the actions of white men, particularly in North America.

"Your girlfriend needs to practice some reverse slavery."

by BLMBoy123 February 03, 2022

Reverse Hipster

A "reverse-hipster" refers to disliking something just because too many hipsters like it.

"Man that monocle looks stupid"
"Dude, that monocle looks sick! You're just pulling a Reverse Hipster"

"I don't really care for Radiohead"
"They're actually really good. Quit being a Reverse Hipster"

by shermanklump February 29, 2016

reverse koala

A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.

Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!

"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"

"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"

by khat5e October 27, 2009