Liz Patches

Do you have a name so forgettable even your own mother can't remember it? If so, you too are a Liz Patches (also known as a Patches Liz), you will never be called by your given name, a nickname, or even your surname.

Liz Patches has a mixed etymological background, mostly stemming from a common sobriquet, coupled with a pedestrian pet name. It can be used as a proper noun but also functions as a predicative adjective.

My daughter Liz Patches works as a janitor.

My son is a complete Liz Patches. (Indicating how forgettable he is as an individual.)

by MatthiasVice January 15, 2026

Filling the pitcher

The act of engaging a woman in sex with a penis of considerable girth, so as to fill her vagina.

"yo kevin, I filled carly's pitcher last night!"

"gonna be filling the pitcher with her later on"

by G. Darkness September 6, 2009

The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.

She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.

by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"

by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014