Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009

Punching the chutney

Another definition for fisting.

Oh man, I was really punching the chutney last night. She was loose.

by Birdcore March 19, 2010

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag

Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister

by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018

Base Punch

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.

"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."

by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015

Knife-Punch

A knife-punch is a bladed weapon stabbing maneuver so powerful that it forces the victim to fall in the direction of the stab. The victim falls with a momentum equal to the size of the knife and fist multiplied by the speed of the stab, and and is afterwards bleeding profusely

"If I knife-punch you in the face, you will fall backwards bleeding...from the face."

by outsidetheBox January 14, 2010

Punching the Clown

To put simply, jerk off.

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.

by TheGordo March 11, 2016

Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.

The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.

by ÜberSasquatch October 28, 2013