Tiger Fist Pump

The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.

Yo bro. I gave Jenna the a Tiger Fist Pump last night after we finished the Panamanian Petting Z

by Pope Big Ron Don John II December 30, 2022

Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the PI decoy pump fake.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023