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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Lil Pump

A: Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang
B: Shit you're Lil Pump
by MrBigDix November 4, 2017
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Lil Pump

A young teen who loves hoes and unfortunately is suffering from retardedness and is rn undergoing treatment.
YOU SUCH A HOE I LOVE IT . oh you must be a lil pump.
by gym dude October 18, 2018
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Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.
by Literally A Fish November 14, 2015
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A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..
Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023
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Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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