phone jockey

low IQ mouth breather that answers incoming calls at a place of business

even phone jockeys get laid more than computer geeks

by dickhouse August 3, 2004

phone book

Used as to describe the appearance of someone...from the joke "she/he's so ugly his name shouldn't be in the phone book."

Two guys are at the park and a particulary ugly girl walks past them. They look at each other and say, "phone book!"

by dotlc1028 December 2, 2007

the phone works both ways

An infamous line used by elders & parents frequently in order to push the responsibility to maintain a healthy relationship between the two.

child: grandma ! i haven’t seen you in so long
grandma: well the phone works both ways though kiddo.
child: *thought* what ??

by turkeyburgersavage June 22, 2023

Phone Pimp

The person who calls you from a public event such as a concert, ball game, or the like and holds his/her phone up for you to hear whats going on.

ME: "Hey man, check this out...wish you were here"!
YOU: "Aw man, what a cool phone pimp"

by Phone Man May 24, 2006

cell phone

Old fashioned word for mobile phone. Still used in backward areas of the world.

A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.

by Terry September 12, 2004

play on my phone

to try and step when you know that I will keep it realer.

note: can be used in an abstract sense also.

origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"

Firefox needs to quit playin on my phone or I'm gonna use IE!

by b-lo August 30, 2005

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002