Red banana

A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red

He pulled out to see he had a red banana

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action

Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there

by Practically perfect January 2, 2021

banana boater

cuban refugee, one who is known to travel over water in an el camino,vega or pacer. often wears designer clothes but no deodorant.

i bought this el camino from a banana boater, it has rust from the sea salt.

by 3 drunken racists February 16, 2013

Banana Clit

A woman who inserts bananas into her vagina and bakes banana based goodies afterwards.

Ms. Patton, you're a true banana clit. These cream pies are amazing.

by Najib Dajenihkros October 6, 2017

banana milkshake

get some milk and bananas and blend it in a blender and you will get banana milkshake

ey, bro want some banana milkshake?
sure

by HuboDK October 2, 2019

squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.

"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."

by Cum Pump January 19, 2016

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017