Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.

“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”

by Invader zyn May 26, 2024

Book Club

A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!

P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!

"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."

"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.

"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."

by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025

book

a thing you are forced to read because your teacher told you to

Person 1: What is that girl doing?
Person 2: It looks like she is reading something.
Person 1: It must be a book!

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

Open Book

Meaning you don’t know your sexual orientation so you just tell people you are an “open book.”

“If your wondering I’m an open book, just ask me anything!”

by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023

Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm

Man, that was a long Book High

by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 6, 2015