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GILF

Guy one: "You know what GILF means, right?"
Guy two: "Yeah, 'God I Love Fentanyl!.'"
by cockmagic69420 October 20, 2023
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girlfoe

A girl who you actively dislike, and who actively dislikes you, but every so often the two of you end up having sex.
I got drunk last Saturday and woke up next to my girlfoe Pamela; this is the third time this year.
by Sigma Gaia Dunno October 20, 2023
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girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will
carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue
by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023
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Girlfriend

someone who is slay and your bestie
Veronica: omg, hi Jessica!
Jessica: Hi Girlfriend!
Veronica: You look like Elephant Feces and smell like Dead FIsh
Jessica: WHAT THE-
by Jigglypuff2763 November 25, 2023
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Girlfriend Is Better

Ha! Who took the money?
Who took the money away?
Ha ha ha ha it's always showtime
Here at the edge of the stage
And I, I, I, wake up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again
Ha! Takes over slowly
But doesn't last very long
Ha ha ha ha no need to worry
Everything's under control
O U T! But no hard feelings
What do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She's coming up, going right through my heart
She's gonna give me surprise
I think it's right, better than this
I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that (is it?)
Oh! Down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! Driving in circles
Come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everything's free
I don't care how impossible it seems
Somebody calls you but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes
Maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, I'll bet it's right
All it takes, if it's right
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And she goes wherever she likes (there she goes)
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool)

Going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than you
I got a girlfriend that's better than this
But you don't remember at all
As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend shes's better than that
And nothing is better than this (is it?)

Girlfriend Is Better
by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023
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Girlfriend Is Better

Ha! Who took the money?
Who took the money away?
Ha ha ha ha it's always showtime
Here at the edge of the stage
And I, I, I, wake up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again
Ha! Takes over slowly
But doesn't last very long
Ha ha ha ha no need to worry
Everything's under control
O U T! But no hard feelings
What do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She's coming up, going right through my heart
She's gonna give me surprise
I think it's right, better than this
I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that (is it?)
Oh! Down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! Driving in circles
Come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everything's free
I don't care how impossible it seems
Somebody calls you but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes
Maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, I'll bet it's right
All it takes, if it's right
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And she goes wherever she likes (there she goes)
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool)

Going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than you
I got a girlfriend that's better than this
But you don't remember at all
As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense
Stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend shes's better than that
And nothing is better than this (is it?)

Girlfriend Is Better
by Gothic Miscreant November 26, 2023
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girlfriendsexual

Girl·friend·sex·u·al

1. (noun; m/f/x; plural: girlfriendsexuals)
Someone who is solely attracted to their girlfriend, and will only ever be attracted to and love their beautiful girlfriend.

"Why would I ever cheat on my girlfriend? I am a girlfriendsexual."

2. (adjective)
Used to describe someone who is girlfriendsexual (=exclusively attracted to their girlfriend.)

"Did you know Tony is girlfriendsexual? I didn't even know he had a girl; I lowkey thought that he's attracted to men."
Also see: 'wifesexual' (the inspiration for 'girlfriendsexual')
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
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