trench cock

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.

Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.

by deezlet August 18, 2009

colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.

Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008

Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

by Super Stu October 22, 2008

Cock Eye

an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to.

Mike, who are you looking at, cock eye.

by Jmz March 23, 2003

Cock Suckers

slang. one who enjoys in the partaking or swallowing of male penises.

Adrian is a Cock Sucker!

Mike likes Cock suckers!

by UCidiot April 20, 2003

cock trucking

Verb. To knock someone down with a pelvic thrust. Similar in nature to a hip check.

It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.

Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).

by Grimache April 17, 2008