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Test-cicles

A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).
Man, it's so cold outside, my testicles are turning into test-cicles...
by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011
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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
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Vicious Cirkle

Hey, you 're halfway this vicious cirkle
by Timo (lernu Esperanton) June 21, 2018
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Like-cicle

A temporary "frosty" relationship on Facebook where a Facebook friend gets mad at you & starts liking all of your common friends posts, but ignores your posts. This is done in order to express their temporary disdain for you and make you feel like you are out in the cold.
Omg - my sister in law put me in a like-cicle on FB because I took my brother out the other night and got him hammered. Why is she blaming me bc her husband was overserved? Gonna be a long winter...
by milpoolSK October 26, 2018
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Cunt-Cicle

A woman who is such a fucking bitch and so cold, that she can freeze the cock off of any man.
Shut up you fucking cunt-cicle!
by Venomous Grammar Nazi July 7, 2019
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Blue Circling

Blue Circle is a famous cement company, so to be blue circling is to be laying the foundations for something. So for instance if you start coughing very loudly and obviously near your boss, you might be blue circling so when you call in sick the next day it sounds more believable.
"Cough! Cough!" - "Hey Bob, stop blue circling you muppet, we all know you just want to the day off tomorrow because it's Friday."
by MartiniousMouse November 2, 2020
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panem et circenses

panem et circenses:

a) (direct translation) :bread and circuses in Latin

b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
The United Nations today is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2013
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