cookies and cream

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.

I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.

by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008

Alabama Cream Pie

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.

Alabama Cream Pie

by WHORALDO May 5, 2010

shaving cream

another word for shit like in the song

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.

by brian January 14, 2005

ice cream sandwich

When a white bitch is being fucked on either side by two black guys.

Black guy 1: Did you and Jay'Reese Ice Cream Sandwich that bitch?
Black guy 2: Hell yeah we did. She was fucking begging for mercy.

by Pfaff December 27, 2013

cream of the top

Profits, markup on a product

I sold some stocks and took a nice cream of the top for myself

by leo11223 March 16, 2007

Cream puff

Cream on the inside shell on the outside an AMAZING person u could ever meet if someone claims they are a cream puff they are most probably correct cream puffs have a natural beauty and can give u a warm feeling when u meet one ☺️ They are spontaneous crazy and sensitive

I’m a cream puff

She’s a total cream puff

by Disco queen September 25, 2018

krispy cream

after you cum, you wipe it with your hand and smear it all over her/his face and let dry, after you have fun with that you wipe it off but forget to wipe all off it

"What is that on your face?" "Oh this, its just Krispy cream"

by Daniel Nez December 27, 2007