Dirty Ice Cream Machine 

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."

Dirty Ice Cream Machine by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.

I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010

DTF Ice Cream 

When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.

Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.

DTF Ice Cream by AhChoo! November 10, 2009

Salad Cream 

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

Salad Cream by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

Meme Cream 

Meme Cream or Meme Creaming, is the act of ejaculating, at an incredibly good Meme.

Person 1: Man, that meme was so good!
Person 2: I know, I even had a Meme Cream!

Meme Cream by jftyfcggydrst September 11, 2016

filipina cream pie 

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.

I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.

filipina cream pie by Asianpoker October 16, 2021

Chocolate Ass Cream 

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo

My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper

Chocolate Ass Cream by icchie March 8, 2009