Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.

After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!

by ck1962 December 23, 2012

lung-butter

Lung butter is another term for mucus.

I had a bad cold and hacked up gobs of lung-butter.

by sputumqueen December 8, 2013

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

extra butter

Getting a blowjob in a movie theater.

She gave me some extra butter at the end of Jurassic World

by Bizcocho May 31, 2017

peenut butter

Pee- Piss in her bum
Nut- well pretty self explanatory, you nut in the butt
Butt- the jar
Er- I don't know it makes it sound cooler at the end

Sarah said she was feeling dry so I made her sticky with some peenut butter

by IputtheSTDinStudMuffin June 13, 2017

Warm Butter Slap

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.

After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)

Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!

by Bored Potato October 22, 2019