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Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.
"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"
by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023
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Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
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Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid
Tolstoys beard is in my potato saladgross
by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023
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Beard

A boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
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Beard

A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
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Bearded Space Clam

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!
by Spacedust June 22, 2024
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Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
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