Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

Vomit Vagina

Letting someone throw up in a girls vagina, then eating her out.

Courtney Cordero is legendary for this

Eric why does your breath stank
I just gave Courtney a Vomit Vagina
Hell yea bro

by Orange Phantom May 12, 2009

vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.

Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

by Jose Queerballs May 30, 2009

vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009

Vaginal Dryness

1. n, When a guy hasn't turned you on enough. The opposite of Vaginal Wetness. Sandpaperesque.

2. n,The Archenemy of the Nymphomaniacal Orgy of Justice

1. Dude, that chick's vaginal dryness totally rubbed my dick raw.

2. Vaginal Dryness totally braniganed the Freelance Fucker today. We almost lost her...

by NymphOrgJustice October 26, 2009

Vagina Bow

When two women tie their clitoris' together in bows.

Bob: 'I was partaking in a threesome last night and the two girls totally initiated a vagina bow!'

Kyle: 'Far out man'

by KAYCHIP July 6, 2011

Vaginal Query

When somebody says something unusual and is replied to by a squeaking sound made by a release of air from the vagina, much like a queef but with a more distinctive tone.

"My wife asked me if I wanted to milk a cow with her for our honeymoon, I replied with a vaginal query."

by thejagerage October 30, 2011