Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.

This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol

by K10Lover March 5, 2017

Dirt bike rider

Complete bad ass. If you call your self cool you best have a mullet and ride dirt bikes.

Look at the mullet on that dirt bike rider, He’s nardicle!

by Dirtbikerboy tqr February 6, 2021

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.

look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!

by irvinesucks December 29, 2007

Dirt

something thats useful for everything. Originates from the use of dirt as a type of earth/ soil

guy1: I am dirt
guy2: Thats cuz you fell into a landfill
guy1: ahhh yes

by THE.PIKACHU.NOT November 18, 2022

dirt gutter

! "ass" , butt, "poop shoot"! booty

"hey she has a nice dirt gutter on her"

by schaghdog March 20, 2014

You Dirt

You dirt could mean a few different things such as you will die on the video game and also that your just a poor annoying person

“I’m finna land back you n drop you, you dirt !”

by FGRGABO July 10, 2024

dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020