Beard

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.
Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Full Beard

An unkempt, unshaved pubic area of any gender
Wow.... the last woman I was with had a full beard down there ! It was so full, iI had to stop and ask for directions to her clit two times !
by Gar Goyle July 1, 2024
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Beard-atude

Men who have actually earned the right to have a beard. Meaning can lift more then 50lbs (at one time, not over a span of a month), actually knows how to use tools, gets their hands dirty, builds s*** out of nothing, and swears on a regular basis. Simply put a REAL man.
"I have a bad beard-atude, I worked hard to earn this beard."
by Warr Dogz July 20, 2017
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cheesy beard

When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.
I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.
by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017
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Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
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Beard

Beard is a cunt
by BentWeird February 7, 2024
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bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god
by lordsnoww March 6, 2015
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