bucket of assorted creams

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted

sally is a bucket of assorted creams

by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006

creamed my crop

A term meaning came your pants after looking at something arousing

Jenn: do you think this bra is too bouncy on me?

Matt: Oh god i creamed my crop

by Side-Armz May 12, 2008

cherry cream clash

when a chick is on her period so she sucks a dick and pretends to swallow but doesnt, then she goes to make out with him and spits it all out into his mouth so then u take the blood from her vagina and throw a clump of it at her face.repeating this act gives a cherry cream clash.having sperm and period blood everywhere.

Elsa spit zacks cum into his mouth so he got pissed and it resulted in a cherry cream clash.

by Adam JJ March 6, 2007

Creamed in pants Weaver

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

by Cowboy Paul June 24, 2006

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Harvey's bristol cream

When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.

Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.

by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010