friendly punch

To punch a friendly lightly on the shoulder or arm.

Friend tells a funny joke
Me: Stop your too funny friendly
(Then I friendly punch him)

by Linktargeter.com May 14, 2016

Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"

dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!

by nizzjizz November 15, 2011

The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)

Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023

Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.

I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.

by P Money MD February 11, 2019

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag

Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister

by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022