Base Punch

The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.

"Whenever I see Andrew's face, I can't help but consider giving him a good base punch."

by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015

Punch of Geeks

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.

1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?

by blogtopus April 14, 2010

Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"

dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!

by nizzjizz November 15, 2011

Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022

Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.

The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.

by ÜberSasquatch October 28, 2013

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag

Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister

by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018

Punching the Clown

To put simply, jerk off.

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.

by TheGordo March 11, 2016