Waking off

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.

"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."

by J-Raq October 22, 2006

jacking off

When stimulating a personal part of your body.

Most people like jacking off

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Turn off

Things that will make what seems like a really good time in bed, into something unpleasant and embarassing.

"My ex does a much better blowjob than you"

"Is your mother/daughter dating"

"How much do you weigh anyway?"

"Can we get this on"

etc, etc

by Indeedlydoo September 4, 2005

Jacked Off

When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.

Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off

by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 4, 2010

whacks off

v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use."whacking off" almost inevitably leads to the ejaculation of the male seminal fluids.These are best caught adroitly in a Kleenex.The use of visual aids is widespread.

WHACKS OFF;"you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife.."

WHACKS OFF;"I whacked a great one off while watching Princess Di's funeral".

by jesusmotherfuckinghchristonabicycle June 13, 2006

Face off

To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.

Today Rick and Barry really got into it. It ended up in a face off and when the smoke cleared you could really tell by the mess who won, poor Barry he was a real mess.

by Yard dog #5 June 12, 2016

slide-off

NOUN: A casual sexual partner. A person literally "slides off" with said sexual partner to a public location.

John just went to the staircase with his slide-off.

by Rels March 4, 2004