A real nigga only exists because of fake niggaz. A fake nigga by definition, is one who tries to be a real nigga but is all talk and probably a closet homosexual. A real nigga is selfless but hard as a mofo. He fights when you run, he solves problems that never existed, he stands up for beezies but lets a beezy know when she's being a down ass trick, he is what every nigga wants to be. He ain't gotta be black but for sure this nigga is G as F. Contrary to false connotations, a real nigga is not a criminal or hoodlum. But a real nigga does what has to be done and he does it HAM.
"Yo remember that night V hammered 16 RBV's then addressed a symposium about the benevolence and altruistic nature of the Aborigine? The craziest thing was that he watched Zoolander 4 times in a row right after that."
"Yeah man, you should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
"What??"
"I mean yeah dude, V is a real nigga."
When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.
Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of blackguys, then the nigga mortis occurs.