“What happens if you search my name up on urban dictionary?”
“It’ll probably say your name is a nice dude, basically any male name on that site says that”
“It’ll probably say your name is a nice dude, basically any male name on that site says that”
by TheEndDragon May 08, 2022
A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.
Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.
*Jan pours his chocomel*
Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.
*Jan pours his chocomel*
Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.
by ChocomelTruther July 05, 2024
A female singer doesn't need the attention of any one male in particular, but without the attention of any males, wouldn't her sex cease to be superior to males? She would really become one of the guys, one of the rest of the guys, an equal, a nobody, a loser, and any other insult you can think of for a guy that doesn't spend his entire life trying to prove he is something other than that to a female. The queen would no longer be the most powerful piece on the chess board, because their would be no more game, no more board. She could seek the attention of females, but she would no longer know having the support of mixed company, the police and court systems, and society at her disposal, and female suicide rates might even catch up to their male peers for the first time in history, since the two sexes would be equal. Living something closer to the reality males live, crimes committed by females might get more violent, and they might have to spend as much time in jail per crime as males for the first time in history if that hapoened, since the two sexes would be equal. All attention from any male would be unwanted, and there would be no guys left to play, so females would have to form their front line, and males would have to form theirs. There would be no guys left to play against each other as good people and bad people, they would all be the enemy based on their sex.
Her money and power didn't depend on the attention of any one male, but if all males ignored her, would she still keep trying to beat them on their own turf or would she straighten herself out a little bit? Perhaps the world will know one day, but until then, that's the way it is. Guys haven't been too good at resisting giving away their male attention freely, perhaps females would get as angry as guys are used to being all the time if they did.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
An "aspa male", is a male person who show strong affinity to "alpha male behaviour" but who also displays clear signs of Asperger Syndrome.
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
This combination results in an over-confident person, with seemingly masculine traits and a positive go-getter attitude, who yet stuggles with understanding human relationships and intrapersonal communication. Often the aspa male really hasn't got a clue to whats going on around him, but still tries to play king of the hill and boss people around. The aspa male is quite often entertaining to observe but can be annoying close up, and affect personal productivity by interfering in matters that he doesn't really understand.
Common traits of aspa males:
- Stands too close and speaks to loud
- Keeps moving forward even if the victim is slowly moving backwards
- Love describing his victories and often do so even when people have left the room
- Have a tendency to miss subtle jokes and missing the collective timing of laughter
- Perceive himself as a good guy but often try to push people down, especially women.
Aspa Male, "aspahanne", is originally a Swedish contemporary term, and derived from the word "alfahanne" and "Aspergare".
"Gee, he sure seemed like a proper alpha when we went to Suzy's party, but o'boy did he mess that up - not being a gent, standing to close to the ladies and going on about himself like a damn aspa male! Can't he read a room!?"
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
"Sis, I really don't think you should date that Rob guy. Something is not right in his brain. Proper aspa male I would say. Looks like a handsome Swede, big viking muscles, smooth mouth and all, but lookin into his eye you can tell that the light is on but nobody is home."
by Piké Troll February 03, 2025
An individual who is obbesses with statistics and appearing scientific to the point of being shallow, unethical, elitist or short-sighted.
Person 1: Man I got rejected from college.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
by Slack Yoth February 17, 2025
A male audience whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dominant with masculine features.
Me: How was your night?
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?
Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?
Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.
by Top Bega 45 January 28, 2022
Hym "Male supremacist? I literally created A.I.! It doesn't get any more 'Supreme' than that. No male for the rest of my lifetime will have ANY ACCOMPLISHMENT that parallels this single act! So, no... I'm not that."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024