luke wyatt

Luke Wyatt. The wettest cunt out a bit of a choomah at times normally dates the mong girls bit loves his drugs and alcohol

They saw a luke Wyatt driving a Nissan

by Brrrtkezza October 26, 2017

Luke

A retarded boy who chokes and rapes most people he sees.

While raping, Jeromy was being a real Luke.

by Wenis up anus September 13, 2019

Luke McGivern

The worst type of McGivern. Always cancels on plans. Has a fit sister. Probably gay for homework and has sex with gorillas. Only hobby is soggy biscuit.

Oh man, he’s such a “Luke McGivern”
He only only plays soggy biscuit and has a fit sister!!

by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019

Luke

Name, noun or adjective

Luke is a person who is fucking clueless, doesn’t know what’s happening around him and is a pain in the ass. He simps for guys and dates girls who are like 12. In general great guy to be around but he’s proper fucked.

That guy is such a Luke. I.e he is clueless

by Anthony Stratford November 23, 2021

Luke

someone who chats shit and switches up around every other person, sound when your on your ones but seriously insecure about everything but puts on a fasade

Luke stop chatting rammel
Luke stop lying

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

Luke

A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.

Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”

by S_BLTR October 8, 2025

Luke

Luke is the type of guy that knows how to pleasure a man. You will often find Luke in the middle of a spit-roast.

Wow! Look at Luke gobble down that shmeat

by TheCurryMuncher August 30, 2022