Ethan

Ethan is a pikey
Ethan stop nicking my windscreen wipers for your house please!
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Luke

someone who chats shit and switches up around every other person, sound when your on your ones but seriously insecure about everything but puts on a fasade
Luke stop chatting rammel
Luke stop lying
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Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it
Alfie have you put it in yet?
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