Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it
Alfie have you put it in yet?
mugGet the Alfiemug.

Luke

someone who chats shit and switches up around every other person, sound when your on your ones but seriously insecure about everything but puts on a fasade
Luke stop chatting rammel
Luke stop lying
mugGet the Lukemug.

Ethan

Ethan is a pikey
Ethan stop nicking my windscreen wipers for your house please!
mugGet the Ethanmug.

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