ipaditis

"iPaditis" A state of mind where sufferers need to detach from reality, to go online into a virtual world.

iPaditis. "I can't do that just now, I'm in the middle of a game." "Sorry, I forgot you were there - need to check my scrabble status.)

by the real georgeous george July 1, 2015

Iphone

A really expensive paper weight. The most shit most useless object on the planet a new model of the iphone is made every year and the best part is no matter how bad it is you will buy it because apple uses mind controll powers through the use of ads created by bill zuckerberg

Yo wtf bro why would you get me shitty iphone?
Well you ran out of toilet paper so i though you could use this instead

by Jaylmao January 28, 2017

iPhone 5c

A shitty phone that does not need to be flexed

1: "hey have you seen my iPhone 5c."

2: "I think my mom just called me on my iPhone 5c"

by Niggerkid69 August 31, 2017

iPhone

The phone that is always claiming it self-being "innovative" even though other companies has invented it's features 3 years ago.

Guy: OMG I GOT THE NEW 1000$ iPhone! Now you can animate my face as poop!

Me: *sigh...*

by Brunolauri December 8, 2017

iphome

You wrote it wrong, its iphone not iphome! Stupid people!

Person : Hey did you see my new iphome?

Other person: its iphone not iphome! Stupid people.

by Karimr1995 January 26, 2018

IPB

Inner Pussy Bruising

Im gonna give you IPB

by Galiba March 30, 2019

Iphone

Iphone is ass and can suck my dick

Iphone suck

by Ubi jdjdhdhdhd September 16, 2019