ipaditis 

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.

I sat in bed all morning, holding up my iPad for so so long. I need a massage to get rid of my iPaditis.

ipaditis by campers28 May 9, 2011

ipaditis 

"iPaditis" A state of mind where sufferers need to detach from reality, to go online into a virtual world.

iPaditis. "I can't do that just now, I'm in the middle of a game." "Sorry, I forgot you were there - need to check my scrabble status.)

ipaditis by the real georgeous george July 1, 2015

ipoditis

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods

mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...

ipoditis by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007

iPoditis

A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.

Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it

iPoditis by bsindada September 13, 2008

iPadeitis 

Obsessed with iPads or use them constantly.

(The itis part is pronounced as you would pronounce the end of tonsillITIS.)

That boy is always on his iPad, he has iPadeitis

I fear the school has been infected with iPadeitis.

iPadeitis by Fabulous Genius November 22, 2013

iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute

Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!

iPoditis by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005