Horny

life would be better without this.

Bob: i dont wanna get horny

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

horny

You. If your searching this up rn ur horny as fuck girlie chile you cant have dick all day 🤸 ♀️, also everything i say is just a joke dont cancel me

"I'M HORNY RNNNN"

"omg just go read some wattpad smut or shit no one wants ur plastik pussy"

by plasticpussybitch November 21, 2021

Horny

bro why you searchin this word on urban dictionary🤨

"you are too horny john"

by liaowashere August 7, 2022

Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.

You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

horny

when you want to fuck someone

person A: shit am so horny wanna fuck?
person B: sure!

by Rosa Afton June 12, 2022

Horny Legend

Someone who is so desperately horny they commit such acts that are unintentionally comedic

Person 1: “Did you hear that Tyler bought bath water from the weird anime girl on only fans?”

Person 2: “Bro what… he’s such a horny legend”

by Harry Ballsogna August 1, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021